Wednesday, September 28, 2005

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"With English you are everywhere."

Bullshit.

Tell that to the huge number of illiterate population of Arabic-speaking countries, to see what they say (and aver if you can understand with some Romance language without saying "nice, cheap" or "two pounds, beautiful girl").

But that's not why I pointed out to me in Arabic Language School (which henceforth will call EOI for short). Today the teacher told us one by one preugntaba why we wanted to learn Arabic, and I did not mean "For most want to be an archaeologist and travel around the world, so in eight years will need to know Arabic to work in the northern countries Africa and Middle East, Saudi Arabia, etc. "(which is true). I opted for a more simple but no less true: I am very interested that culture and to understand any culture, it is best to learn the language.
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Some said "it out of curiosity", "to try something new." What candid pedantic learners creatures.

According to my teacher, Arabic is the second language most devilish of the world after Turkey. Others said, with more sanity, which because of their work they had a lot of immigrants, mostly Arabs, and could not help because they do not understand the French. A man says:

"When I hear them talk to each other, I get the feeling they think we're all racist, or saying something about me ... I can

-Os ensure that when two Arabs talking to each other, are talking about money - he says Lourdes (the profane).

general Carcajada thirtysomething students crammed into the Classroom 5. I am the youngest, I think. There are a couple of kids who have more or less my age, but have not yet spoken with them, so I do not know exactly if I'm the youngest. Beside me sat a fifties yesterday Paleozoic makeup pink and white hair has not appeared today.

There is a very strange guy (ie, which I love) very handsome and very quiet, Moroccan, who said he wanted to learn Arabic because it is in Spain since he can remember and now is interested in their roots. To see if I can talk to him one of these days, because today, he finished the class, has evaporated.

As I arrived late (of course), I have had a desk in the last row to the left side of Mr. Morse (the truth is that it is much thicker and has more than any walrus mustache, and I will not insult the walrus so this name is tentative), I do not know her name, but goes Sabiondo. I do not know how the teacher will hold their endorsements.

Then I talked to a very nice boy but talked weird. He told me that has gotten into Arabic because it is in third in history and was tired of not understanding medieval texts in Arabic. Le Lenguadetrapo call. Lenguadetrapo will ask you to help me talk to the Moroccan mysterious cutie and which Pokemon Abra teleports.

Returning to the language ...

Lesson: prohibited from using western letters. So I forget the chop sign up how to pronounce this or that word.

Second lesson: nothing to say "classical Arabic" because that's like saying that Arabic is a dead language like Latin. For the concept of classical Arabic will use the term "literary Arabic, which is what I am going to study.

(Digression: if the Arabs communicate with the Arabic language, each city (every country, every city) has its dialects and accents and native words, so it is almost impossible to understand you. But studying literary Arabic to read newspapers, listen to radio and watch Al Jaazera (this channel I have it in the ONO, but not hired). The literature is also used by diplomats, ministers, ambassadors, etc., and also help us to attend a meeting of educated people.)

Third lesson: not all Arabs are Muslims and all Muslims are Arabs. Muslims are those who practice Islam and Arabs are people with a culture common to communicate in Arabic. For

go. And this was my first day and we have not even started with the alphabet.


Where have I been? O_o

Thursday, September 15, 2005

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-I wanted to talk to you.
"Oh, yeah?
- Do you miss it?
"No, but as I was so busy with Miranda ...
"You know how I felt about it. I do not know if I've managed to forget entirely ... but I did not change the subject, I want to talk to you.
"I already have said.
"What edge are you today.
"Let's see, what you want?
- Now I need an excuse to talk to you?
I do not know. You know.
-Mira, tía, cuando te relajes, dame un toque y hablamos. Yo así no puedo...


Estas cosas pasan todos los días. Es un diálogo muy normal entre amigos de distinto sexo. Uno de ellos (habitualmente la chica) acaba por enamorarse del otro, que a su vez tiene su pareja-novio/a-ligue, etc.

La chica tiene varias opciones: se distancia, se estrella o se comporta como una gilipollas, matando lentamente así la amistad que le une al chico. Normalmente no razona y se comporta como una gilipollas. Y hay quien se distancia para salvar los buenos momentos vividos. Pero muy pocos se atreven a lanzarse en picado con el (casi siempre seguro) riesgo de estrellarse.

Veamos qué pasaría in each case. Keep away

:

"I like Miranda.
-Ah.
- How to "Ah"? That's all that matter?
"I knew you'll like.
- Ein?
-You note to the league.
-Go ... I flip with women's intuition ...
"Well you see.
"I see. What do you think?
I do not know, plain little. Normal eyes, normal hair, normal body ...
-Jo, but what you say, if Miranda is coming out.
"If you say so ... oy, how late. I go, I stayed with Sonia.
- How? But if you told me this afternoon helping me spend my Dungeon Warcraft World . And I bought the Chips Ahoy that you like ...
"Another day.
"But ... "Sonia not you disliked?
-No. Miranda upsets me.
"Hey, wait ...
- There's my bus! I'll see. AS


an asshole:

-Miranda says to come to his birthday party.
And Shoot the fucking Miranda ...
- What? Not hear you.
"Nothing.
"No, you let me know. If you're in a weird lately, girl ...
"That I have plans. My cousin Concha, who came to see me and I have to teach the city.
"But if the party is in two weeks.
"My cousin is three.
-Jo with your cousin, do not have class?
"Uncle, do not insist, I will not go home with that cock.
"Hey, that Miranda has money, but not strutting around like other plugs. I do not know why I fell so bad.
- What I do not understand is why you see it! It's the chick with less personality I've seen in my life!
"Do not exaggerate, what happens is that it is very quiet.
"Of course, your head has endured so permanent that can not coordinate those filthy talk with chewing gum in arrears.


MEI DEI, DEI MEI!:
(continued dialogue above)

"Damn, what hobby you have. I do not like talk like her. She's my friend, you know?
"No, sorry. Now that does not agree: I am your friend, or at least it was before Miranda and her big hips sway in the school courtyard.
"But .. but I Flipo you ...
"That's because you think you know me. But you know almost nothing about me.
-Woman, we are not pissed. Look, we're not going to Miranda's party, right? I invite you to the movies.
"For example, if you knew me, you'd know that I go to the movies with torture. It is horrible to have you so close and know you're thinking about being at her side. Not stand it.
-...
- Now do you see?
-...
"Well if you still have doubts, I say clearly: I want. I know you not me, but hey, that's not important. I'm crazy, hopeless and hopelessly in love with you. And I go before there is that awkward silence between them. Do you know what kind of silence I mean?
-...
"Exactly. The shocking silence broken glass.

Then the girl walks away and leaves the guy flipping a good time. Over time, after the boy realize which girl deserved more punishment, unwrap the mirror that was his friendship ... but the glass has been broken.

These are only three situations or three phases. But there are so many people like variety.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

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Welcome to my life

To belt out: Welcome to my life , de Simple Plan. ;-) Quita todo el estrés, os lo garantizo...



Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong.
And no one understand you.
Do you ever wanna runaway?
Do you lock yourself in your room
with the radio on turned up so loud
that no one hears you screaming?

No, you don't know what it's like
when nothing feels all right.
You don't know what it's like
to be like me...

CHORUS:
To be hurt
to feel lost
to be left out in the dark
to be kicked when you're down
to feel like you've been pushed around
to be on the edge of breaking down
with no one's there to save you.
No, you don't know wath it's like.
Welcome to my life.

Do you wanna be somebody else?
Are you sick of feeling so left out?
Are you desperate to find something more
before your life is over?
Are you stack inside a world you hate?
Are you sick of everyone around
with their big fake smiles and stupid lies
while deep inside you're bleeding?

No, you don't know what it's like
when nothing feels all right.
You don't know what it's like
to be like me...

(CHORUS)

No one ever lied straight to your face,
no one ever stabbed you in the back.
You Might Think I'm happy but I'm not gonna be okay. Everybody always
Gave You What You Wanted,
Never Had to work, It Was Always There.
You Do not Know What It's Like, What It's Like ...

(CHORUS x2)

Welcome to my life ...
Welcome to my life ...