Jokes funny hair funny Reflections 
Trip to Rome
One guy was cutting his hair in a barber shop, days before making a trip to Rome
. He told of the upcoming trip to the hairdresser, who told him:
- To Rome?. Why would anyone want to go to Rome?. Always full of Italian
stink. You're crazy if you Rome. And what will you be leaving?.
- I'm with Alitalia, - said the kind .- We take a great deal.
- With Alitalia? - Exclaimed the hairdresser. - That adefecio airline!. His
planes are old, ugly hostesses always reach later.
And where you are staying in Rome?.
- We'll be at the Marriot International Hotel.
- Does this crappy hotel? Everyone knows that is the worst hotel in the city ...¡¡¡
The rooms are small, the service is bad and above are expensive!
- What will you do when you're in there. "
- I will go to the Vatican and hope to see the Pope.
- This really is good! - Mockingly laughed the hairdresser.
- You and a million other people trying to view. You'll see the size of an ant
!. But anyway, I wish you luck on your trip
. You're going to need. Step
a month and the type returned for their regular hair cut.
The barber asked him about his trip to Rome.
- was great - explained the type. - Not only time we
a new aircraft for Alitalia, but that, as 'overbooking'
picked us first class. The food and wine were delicious and we had a flight attendant
precious served us as gods. And the hotel was fantastic
. They had just remodeling
25 million dollars and now is the best hotel in Europe ... There had also
'overbooking', so they apologized Suite accommodation presidential
, and no extra charges! !
- Well, without much enthusiasm exclaimed the barber, but I guess
could not see the Pope.
- The truth is we were very fortunate because, as he walked
the Vatican, a Swiss guard tapped me on the shoulder and I
explained that the Pope likes to personally meet some visitors.
cordially invited me to follow him to take me to the private rooms
the Holy Father in person where we receive.
Five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand.
even gave me some words!.
- Really? - "The barber moved.
- And what did he say?
Pope I said in surprise:
- ....¿ My son where the fuck did you cut your hair?!?
In the salon after you wash the head of a lady:
"I wrap the head with a towel?
"No, I'm wearing the
A bald leave the salon very angry because he paid too much money for work they did, calling for:
- But if you just I have hair! How can I charge this barbarity?
To which the barber replies:
- What happens is that we do not charge for a haircut, but for being
The barber
A man sticks his head into a barbershop and asks,
- Hairdresser How much do you time is left for me to make a haircut?
The barber looks around and seeing the full hair salon, says:
- About two hours.
And the man is gone.
few days later the same man returns to the salon and from the door, he asks the barber:
- How long does it take for me to make a haircut?
The barber looks around the hair salon and says:
- As I have today the yard, and about three hours.
The man is gone. The barber called
apprentice lather about to head to a client and says "Hey
, Manolo, are p'acá .. Look, follow me quietly that gentleman who has just come out and go see where it goes. It takes several weeks ahead, ask him how long I can do a haircut but then never returns. When you see where he's gone, you become like a ray and let me know.
A while later, Manolo back to the salon, laughing hysterically.
The barber asks,
- Manolo, where did the man after going through here?
The Apprentice, with tears in the eyes of both laughing, says:
to your home! __________________
