1. Religious act by which created a Christ and a virgin but less.
2. An exchange of bad moods during the day and night bad smells.
3. Single life sentence is canceled for bad behavior.
4. Situation in which no woman gets what she expected, and no man expects what you get.
5. Mathematically: sum of affection, the remainder of freedoms, responsibilities multiplication, and division of property.
6. It is said the main cause of divorce.
7. Chemical process by which a better half becomes a half a lemon.
8. Fastest way to get fat.
9. The only war where you sleep with the enemy.
10. It is what results when the "war photos" decide to take a prisoner.
THREE FINAL THOUGHTS:
1. Used to solve problems that never had if you were still single.
2. If it were not for marriage, many husbands have nothing in common with their wives.
3. The unmarried man is an incomplete animal. The married man is a complete animal.
In what seems a cow from a building? ...
In that cow is a brute animal, Brutus killed Caesar, Caesar is doing nothing, doing nothing gets you purple blood, blood dwelling is heavy, heavy word is divided into two: Fish and Hada, fish are those animals swimming in the seas and rivers, bring them fairy children trains, trains ride on rails, the rails are steel, the steel is removed from the mine as gold and silver, gold used to make rings, the rings are placed on the fingers, the fingers used to kill lice, louse word is divided into two: eye Pio, pio birds do when they are hungry and cold and eye used to see, watch, and realize that between a cow and a building there is no resemblance.
logical or illogical
Why sodas have artificial lemon juice and detergents natural lemon juice? Why
pressing harder on the buttons on the remote control when you have fewer batteries? Why
wash the towels are not supposed to clean when we use them?
How I can know how many lives you have left to my cat? Why women are more aerodynamic curves that offer more resistance?
Why call it 'drink' to drink?, Even before drinking?
The world is round and call it planet. If you were flat ... redondeta call it?
If an attorney
crazy ... lost your mind?
If the sandwich crumbs are simple because they have a layer of fill, should not be triple doubles?. Or, if you are triple by three pan lids, simple should not be double?
infants enjoy infancy as much as adults of adultery?
If the fish swims ... whole cow? If there is an afterlife ... There is less here?
What tense is "should not have happened "?... Imperfect condom?
Why things are always the last place where they are looking for?
should
letting me cut my wrists or long? If the theory
the evolution of the species says that we are improving with each new generation. Why Emanuel Enrique Iglesias and sing even worse than their parents?
sheep do have to sleep? Why black plums are red when they are green?
to run fast for the rain, if rain front as well?
If I ate eggs when I kicked the liver, when you eat liver ... will kick your eggs?
Where is the other half of the Middle East? Measure how late at night?
not is somewhat reassuring that doctors refer to his work as 'practice'?
do tend to close the toilets in gas stations? ... afraid that someone in to clean them?
Where are the workers in the field when, tired of his job, decided to 'get away from it all'?
If a person decides to commit suicide with multiple personalities may be deemed to have taken hostages? Why
in ads appears rackets people playing tennis in the car ads you see cars, and yet in condom ads you can see is people playing tennis or stopped cars?
Why Bill Gates called its operating system 'Windows' ('Windows' in English), if I could have called 'Gates' ('Doors' in English)?
If AIDS is not curable ... The priest does not have AIDS? Why
cemeteries are the walls so high, if those inside can not leave and those outside do not want to go?
far does the bare face wash? Why
'separate' is written together and 'all together' is written separately?
Why in the 'Labor Day' nobody works?
If when you do something long does even better, why the taxi drivers drive so badly?
If wool shrinks when wet ... why do not sheep shrink when it rains?
It is said that only ten people around the world understood Einstein. If nobody understands me, I am a genius?
If jail and prison are synonymous, why are not turnkey prisoner?
If nothing sticks to Teflon ... how to stick Teflon to the pan?
If toast always falls greased side and a cat always falls on its feet ... what if we tie the toast on the back of the cat?
Businesses that are open 24 hours ... why have locks on the doors?
If a cow laughs ... milk comes out your nose?
do some light switches say on / off? ... if when está la luz encendida ya se sabe y cuando está apagada no se puede leer.
Si el amor es ciego... por qué la lencería es tan popular?
2. An exchange of bad moods during the day and night bad smells.
3. Single life sentence is canceled for bad behavior.
4. Situation in which no woman gets what she expected, and no man expects what you get.
5. Mathematically: sum of affection, the remainder of freedoms, responsibilities multiplication, and division of property.
6. It is said the main cause of divorce.
7. Chemical process by which a better half becomes a half a lemon.
8. Fastest way to get fat.
9. The only war where you sleep with the enemy.
10. It is what results when the "war photos" decide to take a prisoner.
THREE FINAL THOUGHTS:
1. Used to solve problems that never had if you were still single.
2. If it were not for marriage, many husbands have nothing in common with their wives.
3. The unmarried man is an incomplete animal. The married man is a complete animal.
In what seems a cow from a building? ...
In that cow is a brute animal, Brutus killed Caesar, Caesar is doing nothing, doing nothing gets you purple blood, blood dwelling is heavy, heavy word is divided into two: Fish and Hada, fish are those animals swimming in the seas and rivers, bring them fairy children trains, trains ride on rails, the rails are steel, the steel is removed from the mine as gold and silver, gold used to make rings, the rings are placed on the fingers, the fingers used to kill lice, louse word is divided into two: eye Pio, pio birds do when they are hungry and cold and eye used to see, watch, and realize that between a cow and a building there is no resemblance.
logical or illogical
Why sodas have artificial lemon juice and detergents natural lemon juice? Why
pressing harder on the buttons on the remote control when you have fewer batteries? Why
wash the towels are not supposed to clean when we use them?
How I can know how many lives you have left to my cat? Why women are more aerodynamic curves that offer more resistance?
Why call it 'drink' to drink?, Even before drinking?
The world is round and call it planet. If you were flat ... redondeta call it?
If an attorney
crazy ... lost your mind?
If the sandwich crumbs are simple because they have a layer of fill, should not be triple doubles?. Or, if you are triple by three pan lids, simple should not be double?
infants enjoy infancy as much as adults of adultery?
If the fish swims ... whole cow? If there is an afterlife ... There is less here?
What tense is "should not have happened "?... Imperfect condom?
Why things are always the last place where they are looking for?
should
letting me cut my wrists or long? If the theory
the evolution of the species says that we are improving with each new generation. Why Emanuel Enrique Iglesias and sing even worse than their parents?
sheep do have to sleep? Why black plums are red when they are green?
to run fast for the rain, if rain front as well?
If I ate eggs when I kicked the liver, when you eat liver ... will kick your eggs?
Where is the other half of the Middle East? Measure how late at night?
not is somewhat reassuring that doctors refer to his work as 'practice'?
do tend to close the toilets in gas stations? ... afraid that someone in to clean them?
Where are the workers in the field when, tired of his job, decided to 'get away from it all'?
If a person decides to commit suicide with multiple personalities may be deemed to have taken hostages? Why
in ads appears rackets people playing tennis in the car ads you see cars, and yet in condom ads you can see is people playing tennis or stopped cars?
Why Bill Gates called its operating system 'Windows' ('Windows' in English), if I could have called 'Gates' ('Doors' in English)?
If AIDS is not curable ... The priest does not have AIDS? Why
cemeteries are the walls so high, if those inside can not leave and those outside do not want to go?
far does the bare face wash? Why
'separate' is written together and 'all together' is written separately?
Why in the 'Labor Day' nobody works?
If when you do something long does even better, why the taxi drivers drive so badly?
If wool shrinks when wet ... why do not sheep shrink when it rains?
It is said that only ten people around the world understood Einstein. If nobody understands me, I am a genius?
If jail and prison are synonymous, why are not turnkey prisoner?
If nothing sticks to Teflon ... how to stick Teflon to the pan?
If toast always falls greased side and a cat always falls on its feet ... what if we tie the toast on the back of the cat?
Businesses that are open 24 hours ... why have locks on the doors?
If a cow laughs ... milk comes out your nose?
do some light switches say on / off? ... if when está la luz encendida ya se sabe y cuando está apagada no se puede leer.
Si el amor es ciego... por qué la lencería es tan popular?
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