The black cell
A black man for so long that he had sex that can no longer bear, looking for a cute black and asks:
- How much is my black?
- 100
- Quee? ... You already went lo'biyete 100? ... Cheap Ma pe 'my neeeegra ...
- Buee: 50
- Ta crazy? Look, I have 12 no ma ..
- Po 12 will not let me grip or po Bra Pit.
- Tonco 12 and the cell phone, says the black.
The black thinks a little and had no cell phone said
- Bue, her ....
enfiesta The black man, get your tool and executed the black to make it howl.
When the black finish gives the 12 weight bearing, dress and starts to go ..
- black Hey, what about the cell?
- Record my Black: 99-306-47-72
Reflections of a Mature Man
When I was 14 years hoped to one day have a girlfriend.
At age 16 I had a girlfriend, but there was no passion. Then I decided I needed a passionate woman, full of life.
In college I dated a passionate woman, but was too emotional. Everything was terrible, was the drama queen, cried all the time, threatened to commit suicide. Then I decided I needed a stable woman.
When I was 25 I found a woman very stable, but boring.
was totally predictable and never aroused anything. Life became so leaden I decided I needed a woman more exciting.
At 28, I found an exciting woman, but could not keep pace.
went from one side to another without stopping at nothing. It was impetuous things and flirted with anyone who crossed him. I was so miserable as fPoderes Supernatural
Why was said that women have supernatural powers? Because
adjournment make something without touching it.
Wives are fat?
Why are married women fatter than single women?
Because: The single comes home, sees what is in the refrigerator and goes to bed.
The married, see what's on the bed and goes to the refrigerator.
Divining
A couple just know is going to make love for the first time. Before starting, she says,
- Are DOCTOR, right?
- How did you guess?
- On your way to wash your hands.
- What more intelligent and observant girl!, He replies, smiling.
At the end, she says,
- Your specialty is anesthesia, right?
- Yes, but how did you guess this time?
- I have not felt anything!
eliz. Input was fun and energizing, but no future.
I decided to find a woman with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart girl, ambitious and with feet on the ground. I decided to marry. It was so ambitious that I filed for divorce and kept everything I had.
Now, at 40, I like women with big tits, nice ass ... period.
finally matured!
A black man for so long that he had sex that can no longer bear, looking for a cute black and asks:
- How much is my black?
- 100
- Quee? ... You already went lo'biyete 100? ... Cheap Ma pe 'my neeeegra ...
- Buee: 50
- Ta crazy? Look, I have 12 no ma ..
- Po 12 will not let me grip or po Bra Pit.
- Tonco 12 and the cell phone, says the black.
The black thinks a little and had no cell phone said
- Bue, her ....
enfiesta The black man, get your tool and executed the black to make it howl.
When the black finish gives the 12 weight bearing, dress and starts to go ..
- black Hey, what about the cell?
- Record my Black: 99-306-47-72
Reflections of a Mature Man
When I was 14 years hoped to one day have a girlfriend.
At age 16 I had a girlfriend, but there was no passion. Then I decided I needed a passionate woman, full of life.
In college I dated a passionate woman, but was too emotional. Everything was terrible, was the drama queen, cried all the time, threatened to commit suicide. Then I decided I needed a stable woman.
When I was 25 I found a woman very stable, but boring.
was totally predictable and never aroused anything. Life became so leaden I decided I needed a woman more exciting.
At 28, I found an exciting woman, but could not keep pace.
went from one side to another without stopping at nothing. It was impetuous things and flirted with anyone who crossed him. I was so miserable as fPoderes Supernatural
Why was said that women have supernatural powers? Because
adjournment make something without touching it.
Wives are fat?
Why are married women fatter than single women?
Because: The single comes home, sees what is in the refrigerator and goes to bed.
The married, see what's on the bed and goes to the refrigerator.
Divining
A couple just know is going to make love for the first time. Before starting, she says,
- Are DOCTOR, right?
- How did you guess?
- On your way to wash your hands.
- What more intelligent and observant girl!, He replies, smiling.
At the end, she says,
- Your specialty is anesthesia, right?
- Yes, but how did you guess this time?
- I have not felt anything!
eliz. Input was fun and energizing, but no future.
I decided to find a woman with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart girl, ambitious and with feet on the ground. I decided to marry. It was so ambitious that I filed for divorce and kept everything I had.
Now, at 40, I like women with big tits, nice ass ... period.
finally matured!
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