Carlos was very fond of fishing. Every weekend is going fishing without paying attention to the weather. An early Sunday morning went as usual to river. It was cold and raining so I decided to go home.
came and went to his room, undressed and stood near his wife.
How's the weather today! It's terrible he told his wife.
And the wife says: Yes, and my idiot husband went fishing
Dear John:
I could not sleep since I broke our engagement. Will not you forgive and forget? Your absence my heart. I was a fool, nobody can take your place. I love you.
With all my love ...
Belinda
PD. Congratulations on winning the lottery this week
A woman awakes during the night and discovers that her husband is in bed.
Puts on robe and goes downstairs to find him. She is sitting on the kitchen table with a cup of coffee before him. He
seems to be in deep thought, staring at the wall. And watch as you wipe away a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What, dear?", Whispers as he enters the room, "Why are you here at this time of night?".
The husband takes his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating," Yes, I remember, "she says. The husband pauses. The words do not come easily.
" Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car having sex? "
"Yes, I remember," she says, sitting in a chair beside him.
The husband continues: I remember when I pointed the gun in his face and said, you marry my daughter or I send you to jail for 20 years?
"I remember that too," the woman answered softly.
The husband is dried a tear from her cheek and says, "Today would have gone!".
A woman enters the kitchen and finds her husband with a flyswatter.
"What are you doing?" She asks.
Hunting flies, "she replied.
"Oh, and you killed any? She asked.
"Yes, 3 males and two females," he replied. Intrigued
question: How can you know that?
And the answer: 3 were in the beer can and two were on the phone
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