A Cuban in heaven
A Cuban, which was very good living, dying,
as was expected, went to Heaven. Took more than a thousand years enjoying the
eternity when one day he said to God:
- my God, I want you let me know by
Hell night, to know how is that place.
God in His infinite goodness, he said,
- If it be your will, so be it.
Our good man went to Hell tonight.
lowered to its entry-white marble stairs.
saw neon lights everywhere and a door opened so
spectacular, leading to an Eden crossed by rivers of rum, whiskey, champagne
, and packed with the most beautiful women ever
had seen, all calling him naked, took by storm, with what he ate
; in Finally, he spent the best night of his life and returned at dawn
Heaven.
The next morning, talked to God and expressed his desire to move permanently
Hell. God in His infinite mercy,
again accepted. Fixed
bureaucratic registration affairs in heaven, a week was way the hell.
went down the same stairs and opened the door again but this time
fell into a giant pot full of sulfur.
He sank into her as the devil stick it with his trident .. With great effort, managed to abide to the edge, stuck his head and said to the devil, who lay on his throne:
- Lord of Darkness, what's this? I was here last week
and everything was wonderful ....
And the Devil said,
- You, as a Cuban you are, you should know, that's one thing to be a tourist
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